Yachtbusters Tee Shirt



Back in 1983, a very quiet, very unofficial investigation looked into a strange pattern of paranormal disturbances surrounding unusually smooth recording sessions.



Michael McDonald vocal takes.

Steely Dan grooves.

Pages sessions that felt just a little too… supported.



Nothing hostile. Nothing screaming through the walls. Just a warm, psychokinetic presence that seemed to respond to harmony, rhythm, and especially the bassline.



The working theory? Positively charged mood slime.



The equipment was tuned to stay out of the way. Nobody wanted to interfere with something clearly doing its job.



The assignment was shut down after the catamaran incident.



We just kept the logo.



Printed for fans of yacht rock, paranormal nonsense, soft-focus studio magic, and anyone who believes the groove may be haunted — but in a good way.



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